Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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