it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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