some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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