She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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