She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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