What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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