Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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