Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
