I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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