if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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