haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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