So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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