Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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