you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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