There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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