so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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