I just saw a hot homeless man
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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