I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
