If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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