so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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