All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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