I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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