the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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