Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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