I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just had sex on a roof
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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