there's paper in my vomit.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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