I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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