Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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