butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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