i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize
