I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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