I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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