That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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