make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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