College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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