idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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