Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is Oprah even human
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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