I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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