We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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