how can u be prego again
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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