yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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