There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
jump out the window naked night went bad
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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