..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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