Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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