Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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