We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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