I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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