I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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