yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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