So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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