i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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