Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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