as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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