is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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