Buhtt sex?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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