Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
pop tarts are not kleenex
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
