Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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